Wordplay jokes
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
I just shed my pants.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.