Wordplay jokes
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.