Wordplay jokes
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.