Wordplay jokes
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."