Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
