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Q:What was my son's last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
what is one word orphans cant spell?
Family
What is the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Spell IOUT no space
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter"
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
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One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
What begins with F and ends with CK fuck i mean fire truck
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Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?
