who read the most words,
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds
I will always remeber my dads last words.... "15 dollars and ill jump."
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
"How would you describe yourself in three words?" "Lazy!"
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.
what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
'...This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window.
"What's been going on John?"' I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!'
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
I fear my last words will be ''hold my beer and watch this.''
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
