Word jokes
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Kollaps
Old.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
You soak balls, get it?
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."