The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
Frank.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Taja?
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
