Word jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Frank.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-