Word jokes
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Frank.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??