Word jokes
Poopy loopy.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
No Words
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.