Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Frank.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
