Word jokes
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.