Word jokes

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

What is a necrophiliac's safe word?

"I'm alive!"

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Orphans

The “F” in orphan stands for family.

The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.

But there is no F.

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.

The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

The "p" in Africa stands for peace.

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."