Word Jokes

Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart

if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

How do you say nose in Spanish?

hmm.... No se.

small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.

A pun, a play on words and a limmerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque"

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN.. Is there an 'S' or a 'C' ?

MIKE PEN__E ??

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Thanks for explaining the word many to me.It means a lot.

what where paul walkers last words

idk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREEE"

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)

Abortion another word for dying at spawn

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

i will never forget my mother and fathers last words

WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh

Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer

The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.