I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
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I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently, in other words, I’ve been very popular recently.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
What where Stephens last words “battery low”
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
