How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and
Rights
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Why do women get periods?
just cancel the subscription
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
Bitches be like "you're racist" You're right, and I gonna win
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist? A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women? The National Organization For Women have more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy
What’s the difference between a women and a policeman, one of em have rights.
why are women in love with plastic beacues they had a plast galflalflflfalfl
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
