Women jokes
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.