my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women? A strong man’s biceps
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What takes 10 parking spaces? 5 women
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
what do you call a blank piece of paper?
womens rights.
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it? A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
women will always be superior to men. after all, they are FEmale. (fe- iron. male-man.)
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is mestration, Periods, birth... Man: The Men have to deal with Women
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
