Women jokes
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?