Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).