I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Life is a lot like a penis. Its relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What takes 10 parking spaces? 5 women
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
