Women jokes
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.