Women jokes

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Which word is also called for women's prison?

"Pridaughter."

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"