I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
