I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football
Women are like dogs... "Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?" "Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?" "I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"
I went to the “lists of women” page on wikipedia and it was blank. either, wikipedia is proving w*men do not exist or john cena decided to come out as transgender
A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What's got you down" The man says "I just found out my Niece is gay." The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks "What's got you down now?" The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says "My wife does."
So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media
Why do trans women go by she/her? Because if they went by her/she they'd be chocolate
Women are like Gernades you pull the ring and BOOM house is gone
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
Rape joke are so incredibly afensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is
Josh : What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called ??
Daniel : isn’t it the women ?
Josh : oh yes that’s right
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?
-Snow balls
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped
123 bipity bopity 321 women are proberty
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
What’s the difference between women and condoms ?
There isn’t a difference they’re both throw aways.
