Women jokes
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.