Women jokes
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.