Women jokes

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Which word is also called for women's prison?

"Pridaughter."

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.