I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Women Jokes
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
