Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Women Jokes
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
