Women jokes

Hippity hoppity, women are property.

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

Why are women like hurricanes?

They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."

Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.