Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month
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There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks where ever they went.
Why did God give women legs? 1. To look at. 2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it but google hottest sexiest women ever. Then you'll want them
one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"
Which is better looking girls or women?
How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading
90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
123 bipity bopity 321 women are proberty
A women waked up to me and asked me a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women cant be funny.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
