Women jokes
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.