Wizard

Wizard jokes

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?

A magic house šŸ” can fly, and a human can walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.