What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
