One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally's used to being blind!
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Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
Q what is the the favourite song on the people who window dived out of the twin towers
A FREEE FALLIN
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
What did the window say to the door?
What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the panes!
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FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
One time i looked out the window and then i saw my sister and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? Atleast my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
