When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
Who would win in a race? Stephen hawking or a turtle. The turtle cause it can walk.
how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine
We will win the war 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!
What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
