What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6? Because 511472.
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
what the difference between arsenal & westham? arsenal can win trophies and win games
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
