Why jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.