Why jokes
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!