Why jokes
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Why is Joe cool?
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!