Why jokes
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.