Why jokes
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."