Why jokes
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"