Why jokes
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.