Why jokes
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why are you gay?
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.