Why jokes
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
So, a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital, and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on.
Doctor: "So, your wife, she is paralyzed from the neck down."
And as the doctor goes on, he says all the things the man must do for her, like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says, "Why, WHY ME!"
Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the man's ear and says, "I'm just fuckin' with you, she's DEAD!"
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"