Why jokes

Dog

All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.

They run and play along the streets of Gold.

Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...

Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.

Dog

Why do dogs howl?

Because that's the other contraction they know.

Letter

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

Jedi

Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)

Frog

Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.

Survivor

Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.

PTSD

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

Guy

Adoption

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Bath

Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.