Why jokes
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!