Why jokes
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.