Why jokes
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"