Why jokes
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.