Why jokes
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why are you gay?
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.