Why jokes
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why are you gay?
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!