Why jokes
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.