Why jokes
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.