Why jokes
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.