Why jokes

Atom

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Train

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

Bird

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?

There's nothing worth shitting on.

Orphan

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

Orphan

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

Orphan

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

Orphan

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

Orphan

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Orphan

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Gonorrhea

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Bird

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!

Man

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.