Why jokes

Hobo

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

Head

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.

Orphan

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

Alligator

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

Kid

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Poop

Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!

Put some Windex on it.

Time

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

War

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

China

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Duck

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.