Why jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.