Why jokes
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.