Why jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?