Why jokes
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why is Gennis gay?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.