Why jokes
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.