Why jokes
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧