Why jokes
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.