Why jokes
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.