Why jokes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.