Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why Jokes
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
