Why jokes
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.