Why jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!