Why jokes
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.