Why jokes
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.