Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!