Why jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

Prince

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Work

Person one: Why did the boy go home?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

Clock

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

Skeleton

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”

Chip

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...

Number

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

Moan

Why can't Jordan moan?

Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.

Death

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.

Football

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.