Why jokes
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.