Why jokes
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why is Joe cool?
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."