Why jokes

Crush

Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?

Because he had a crush on her.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Kid

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

Orphan

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

Husband

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.

Stand

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That stand for:

You are has a whole, let me show you why.

Dough

Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?

Because he kneaded the dough!

Business

I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".

So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"

I know, it's an awful joke.

Roast

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."