why didn't the skeliton cross the road? a. because he didn't have the guts to do it
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
What do you do during a shooting? why join in of course....
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy
MY mum once told me how do u spell mississippi and i said misisipi but she said no its goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i and i luaghed when she said pp,then she said why are you laughing i tried saying u said pp but i was laughing to hard
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road???
Because he got stuck in a crack
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
