Why jokes
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Memes
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.