Why jokes
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Memes
Father: Iâm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you wonât be bored. Youâre going to need them there.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he canât do stand-up.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.