Why jokes
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Memes
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."