Why jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.