why cant orphans play baseball they cant hit an home run
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning
A: Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
do you know why 6 is afraid of 7 ? Why ? 7 ate (8) 9. do you know why 10 scared ? Why ? he is between 9 and 11
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
BecUse they wanna be wanted
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
You know why emos get excited playing minecraft? They see a creeper
Why are orphans Bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
why cant orphans play baseball? because the cant make to home
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
MY mum once told me how do u spell mississippi and i said misisipi but she said no its goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i and i luaghed when she said pp,then she said why are you laughing i tried saying u said pp but i was laughing to hard
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
