Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why Jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
