Why jokes
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Memes
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.