Why jokes

Adoption

Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.

Group

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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  • Memes

    Blonde

    Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.

    So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"

    Susie

    Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.

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  • School shooting

    I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

    Rape

    I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

    Orphan

    Why do orphans love having sex?

    Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

    Library

    Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.

    Skeleton

    Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?

    Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.

    Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.

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  • Orphan

    Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

    Because he thought that she would leave him too.

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  • Truck

    Why did Joey drop his ice cream?

    He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)

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  • Orphanage

    Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

    Child: But why?

    Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

    Hitler

    Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?

    He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.

    Orphan

    An orphan goes to a doctor.

    Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

    Orphan: "But why?"

    Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."