Why jokes
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why is Joe cool?
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"