Why jokes
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Why Bing is Superior tbh
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.