Why jokes
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
why the fuck is steam there ????
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!