John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy
Why can't they blonde call 911
Can she can't find the 11
why were the twin towers mad, cause they ordered pepperoni but instead they got...... Plane
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
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Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock (Who's there) Not Sally
Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
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why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
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One day I got home and told my girlfriend "I cheated on you." she replied with "F**k you" I then said "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
