why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover
Why can’t orphans go on school trips? They need a parent signature.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets? Because of their shortcomings
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for 20$ an hour.
Why does the military recruit orphans? Because homing missiles don’t target them
why do we tell actors to break a leg
cause every play has a cast
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.