Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!