Why jokes
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴