Why jokes
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.