Why jokes
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Memes
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.