Why jokes

Hiroshima

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Memes

Orphan

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Priest

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

Mask

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

Nun

Why do nuns walk in groups?

So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

Eyewear

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

Orphan

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Balloon

"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.

(Later)

"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"