Why jokes
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!