why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
why can't an orphan be gay they have no one to call daddy
why did the cat cross the road?
to make a catastifi on the road
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.
why do orphans not like cereal.......bc there dad never came back with milk.
Q: why do orphans love boomerangs? A: because they actually come back
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
Why orphans suck at Gta because they don't know how to be wanted.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
why do orphans have to have customized phones:because there aren't home buttons
why can't Americans play chess
because they're missing two towers
why can't an orphan go to a field trip? Parents signature: ___________
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it
Lil Jimmy:hey doc Doctor:hi sorry but I canāt see u any more Lil Jimmy:why Doctor: because Lil Jimmy Iām a family doctor your an orphan Lil Jimmy:šššš
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
