Why jokes
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Reasons
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.