Why Jokes

The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

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Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else

Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know y.

Why can’t orphans have babies

Because they have no one to call daddy

so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e