Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Memes
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.