Why jokes
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Memes
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"