Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Reasons
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.