Why jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Forehead

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Richmond

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

Voice

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

Girl

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Remote

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.