Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why did you say not to?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?