Why jokes
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why did you say not to?
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.