Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why Jokes
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
