Why jokes
Why did you say not to?
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!