Why jokes
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.