Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?