Why jokes
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."