Why jokes
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.