Why jokes
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.