Why jokes
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.