Why jokes
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?