Why jokes

Mum

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.

Hobo

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.

Weed

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

Rapper

Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?

He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at basketball?

He could only dribble rhymes.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?

To COUNT his BARS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his rhyme time.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.