Why jokes
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?