Why jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why canβt girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because theyβll get stoned.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They donβt want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. π
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.