Why jokes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.