Why jokes
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>