Why jokes
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers