Why jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Life

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

Midget

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

Page

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Orphan

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Orphan

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

Book

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

Horse

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Orphanage

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

Adoption

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Orphan

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."