Why jokes
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!