Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why Jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
