Why jokes
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.