Why jokes
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.