Why jokes
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.