Why jokes
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
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Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.