Why jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.