Why jokes
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.