Why jokes

Murder

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

School

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

People

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

Terrorist

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Tower

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Bridge

Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?

He was scared to get across.

Orphan

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.