Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why Jokes
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
