Why jokes
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.