Why jokes
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?