Why jokes
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!