Why jokes
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.