Why jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why are we here?
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.