Why jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.