Why jokes
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.