Why jokes
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!