Why jokes
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why are we here?
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.