Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
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Why Jokes
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
