Why jokes
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.