Why jokes

Ball

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Grandma

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

Beach

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Guy

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Toilet

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

Ball

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

Skeleton

Why don't skeletons play music at the church?

Because they don't have any organs.