Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why Jokes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
