Why jokes
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.