Why jokes
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!