Why jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.