Why jokes
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.