Why jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.