Why jokes
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.