Why jokes
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."