Why jokes
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!