Why jokes
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.