Why jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.