Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.