Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
