Why jokes
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
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Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"