Why jokes
Why are we here?
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.