Why jokes
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.