Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.