Why jokes

Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.

Seven ate nine.

Why can't blondes make ice?

They forgot the recipe.

Why was the whale sad?

Because he is blue!

Why did the guy get the hose?

Because the girl was smoking hot.

Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired.

I heard Microsoft got charged, why?

They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.

Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Why don’t rappers tell secrets?

Because they always end up DROPPING it.

My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"

Why did the man walk into a bar?

Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!

Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.

Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!

Me: You can't kick me out.

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"