Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
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Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
