Why jokes
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.