Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
