Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Elephant

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Robot

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Conflict

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

Harassment

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because they have no parents to watch them!