Why jokes
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."