Why jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!