Why jokes
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.