Why jokes
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."