Why jokes
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.