Why jokes
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.