Why jokes
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why the "hell" is this here?
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.