Why jokes

Orphan

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Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.

Neptune

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Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Orphan

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Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Top

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Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Elephant

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Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...