Why jokes
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why is this a category?
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.