Why jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.