Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.