Why jokes
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.