Why jokes
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.