Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
