Why jokes
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.