Why jokes
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.