Why jokes
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.