Why jokes

Dad

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Cow

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Church

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Place

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Orphan

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

Because they can't press the home button.

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Condom

Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

Education

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Orphan

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Dad

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

Pork

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.