Why jokes
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.