Why jokes
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!