Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.