Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!