Why jokes
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.