Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.