Why jokes
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.