Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.