Why jokes
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.