Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.