Why jokes
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.