Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.