Why jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.