Why jokes
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.