Why jokes
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!