Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?