"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why Jokes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
