Why jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."