Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why Jokes
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
