Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!