Why jokes
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.