Why jokes
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.