Why jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".