Why jokes
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.