Why jokes

Decapitation

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

White people

Why do white people colonize everything?

To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.

Priest

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.

When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

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  • Girl

    Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!

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  • Girl

    A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

    Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

    Inmate

    Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

    Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

    Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

    Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

    Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

    Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

    Rabbit

    You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

    Hide-and-seek

    Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?

    She kept getting the metal detector out.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken enter the cave?

    Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

    Cancer

    Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

    Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

    Guy #2: Why, what is it?

    Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

    Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

    Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!