Why jokes
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.