Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why Jokes
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
