Why jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.