Why jokes
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.