Why jokes
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why canāt organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why canāt orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why canāt orphans build computers?
They donāt know where to put the motherboard.
Why is the sun famous? Because itās a shining star.
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Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.