Why jokes

Sex

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Orphan

Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

Family

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need parent registration!

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

Hooker

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

Sun

Why did the sun go to college?

Because it already have a million degrees!

Priest

Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.

Number

Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?

Answer: Because they already ate.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard.

Sun

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.

Sorry for posting this!

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.