Why jokes
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.