Why jokes
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....