Why Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.

You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?

She kept getting the metal detector out.

Why is mercury like everything else in the world?

Because it gives you cancer.

Why did the chicken enter the cave?

Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

Guy #2: Why, what is it?

Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

Why did Michael Jackson run?

Because he lost his glove.

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"