Why jokes
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.