Why jokes
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.