Why jokes
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.