Why jokes
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.