Why jokes
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.