Why jokes
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.