Why jokes
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.