Why jokes
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.