Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.