Why jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
A man sits in a bar and gets seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics.
The bartender asked, "What's wrong, sir?"
The man replies, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me."
The bartender says, "Put $20 in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash."
So the man walks out with the $20 he put in his shirt pocket. The next day, the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?"
The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me $20 bucks for the wash."
The wife pulls out the money. "There is $40," says the wife.
"Oh, he also peed on me and paid for the wash, too." The man walks away believing he didn't get caught by his wife.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.