Why jokes
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.