Why jokes
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.