Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣