Why jokes

Orphan

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

Orphan

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

Orphan

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Road

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To get cooked by KFC.

Dodo

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

Contest

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

Number

Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?

Answer: Because they already ate.

Hooker

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need parent registration!