Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."