Why jokes
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."