Why jokes
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!