A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
the orphan: why don't my parents love me? me: because you don't have any
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why.....he said so I could be extinct😭😭
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
Contact Parent _______
Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
why did princess diana cross the road?- cause she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don't fear him anymore
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
