Why jokes
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.