Why jokes
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”