Why jokes
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Memes
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."