Why jokes
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)