Why jokes

Emo

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

Sperm

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Orphanage

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

Memes

Priest

Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!

Poker

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is!

Sea

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

Prize

Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.

Sandwich

Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.

Boy

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

School shooting

A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."

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  • Programmer

    A programmer and his wife.

    She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

    After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

    The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

    He replies, "They had eggs."

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  • Baby

    Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

    Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭

    Democrat

    Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.

    Dinosaur

    My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭

    Heterosexual men

    Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.