Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"