Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you.. From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Yo mama, so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
why do orphans hate dodgeball?
because nobody misses them.
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
why are priests called father? because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family
Why are orphans so bad at poker? they don’t know what a full house is!
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital
tamalito
