Why jokes
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Memes
Why canât you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasnât born yesterday. đ¤
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They canât tell their mom.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why does Batmanâs mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that heâs white.