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Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
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My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family
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I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
why are priests called father? because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
why do orphans hate dodgeball?
because nobody misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker? they don’t know what a full house is!
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
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