Why jokes
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.