Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.