Why jokes
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Memes
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.