Why jokes
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.